Halloween (song)/Lyrics

[Intro] Froggy Fresh And Money Maker Mike, of course

[Chorus] Ghosts, goblins and monsters galore I don't even wanna trick or treat no more Some of the scariest things I've ever seen You know what I mean, it's Halloween Ghosts, goblins and monsters galore I don't even wanna trick or treat no more Some of the scariest things I've ever seen You know what I mean, it's Halloween

[Verse 1] It was October 31st Me and Mike have walked 10 miles and we were dying of thirst Then all of a sudden we remembered about the curse It was the curse of the Birmingham hearse On this very night, 20 years ago A big black hearse went spinning off the road For no good reason, it blew all 4 tires And guess who was inside it, Mike Myers We heard stories but we knew they weren't true Bout the boys who went missing, they only found his shoes Scary, but it never happened to us We weren't afraid, we were way too tough But then we heard a noise and then a creepy voice Was it a monster? Was it James and his boys? Then Mike Myers came busting out the bush We got up on the bike, I screamed: "Push Mike, push!"

[Chorus] Ghosts, goblins and monsters galore I don't even wanna trick or treat no more Some of the scariest things I've ever seen You know what I mean, it's Halloween Ghosts, goblins and monsters galore I don't even wanna trick or treat no more Some of the scariest things I've ever seen You know what I mean, it's Halloween

[Verse 2] Mike pedaled fast but it wasn't fast enough Mike Myers never runs be he catches up He knocked us down and we both went flying The candy sprayed everywhere and Mike started crying Forget the candy, Mike, go and grab your stinking bike Plus we got a bunch of candy I don't even really like Mike he's got a stinkin' knife, we're about to lose our lives Pedal Mike, pedal Mike, pedal Mike, with all your might We pedaled and pedaled, it felt like forever He said it'd never happen, well, never say never I took a look behind me, I didn't see a thing But then my shoelace got caught up in the chain The bike swerved, the bike crashed And then we both got covered in trash And right before our heads are bout to get hacked off Mike Myers takes his mask off

[Chorus] Ghosts, goblins and monsters galore I don't even wanna trick or treat no more Some of the scariest things I've ever seen You know what I mean, it's Halloween Ghosts, goblins and monsters galore I don't even wanna trick or treat no more Some of the scariest things I've ever seen You know what I mean, it's Halloween